But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that's an acceptable place to lick
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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