have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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