We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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