butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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