I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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