I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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