Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize