spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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