Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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