What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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