spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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