Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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