This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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