After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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