If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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