sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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