I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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