I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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