Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
