these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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