I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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