Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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