are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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