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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

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• (909): View more from California

  I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say

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• (858): View more from California

  He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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  asking for a friend

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• (650): View more from California

  He's petting your head, we need to leave now.

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