So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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