So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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