Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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