You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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