I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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