Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You can't special order awesome
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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