have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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