brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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