I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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