Who did Billy Mays play for?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I FOUND THE LEGS
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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