She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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