uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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