Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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