Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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