Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize
