I want to walk on stilts...naked
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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