So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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