We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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