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(540): View more from Virginia

I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

(540): View more from Virginia

I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(678): View more from Georgia

I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"

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(214): View more from Texas

you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.

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(512): View more from Texas

He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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(310): View more from California

I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back

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(307): View more from Wyoming

we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.

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