Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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