is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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