is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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