Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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