I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
