It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
