her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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