I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We need to rekindle our bromance
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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