Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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