The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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