and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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